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BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am
I learn this a little more with every notch.


JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


BULL WRESTLING - Cause UFC is for pussies.


TAGS: bulls wrestling cowboys
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by heathentod

srajcic - December 3, 2010, 2:43 pm
Can I use the cowboy image to make one personalized apron for a Christmas gift?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
I heard that about bull wrestlers.
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
And if I can get a picture of that cowboy in the bull's guard, it might be the coolest picture ever! :)
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
Yeah, but you haven't seen his guard yet; wait until that cowboy tries to mount him! :P
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:24 pm
Pffft... that bull ain't even versed in jiu jitsu... he's being taken down by a seriously loose guillotine... even amateure MMA fighters can escape that... he just needs to posture up.


ALLIGATOR WRESTLING - Only true men do this...


TAGS: alligator wrestling
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by Rexman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 9:58 am
it looks like he's doing something else with that gator.
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:34 pm
Sooooo... there's only about 18 real men on the planet... most missing fingers?
Derek - December 22, 2009, 3:58 pm
Only crazy bastards


FORREST WAS WRONG - Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.


TAGS: forrest gump life like jalapenos
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Anonymous2 - February 10, 2011, 5:03 pm
You've apparently never had spicy chocolate candies before...
tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:08 pm
So true... that's foresight though, isn't it?


NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - The power of stupid people... In large groups


TAGS: never underestimate stupid people
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

Dogger - November 1, 2012, 2:04 am
Those are Mongoose. Were not talking one deadly animal faced by a horde of silly and stupid prey animals. We're talking one deadly creature face by a horde that consider him an easy lunch.
Densaku - June 23, 2012, 8:05 pm
NEVER UNDERSTIMATE... The sheer power of numbers. 'cause even a cobra can only bite once at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2012, 9:49 pm
That's not a pustule, It's half a twinkie.....You need to stop snackturbating while drunk.
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:37 pm
Yeah, I have this pustule on my backside, you mind taking a look? Thanks RL, you're a real trooper. ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 8, 2012, 5:56 pm
If your question is in light of the conversation between me and IceMan, then no, nothing to look into, mere joke from my side, I a**ure you.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:53 pm

hi fella's. something you'de like me to look into or shall we move along?
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:59 pm
Will it be rude if I say: "Still you" or should I just keep that to myself?? lol
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:45 pm
Who's the pessimist now?


IN CASE OF FIRE - 1. Grab Survivor 2. Super-Bodyslam from Top Rope 3. Profit!


TAGS: wrestling funny instructions emergency fire
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by ichthysfree

Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:35 am
Melon is good, melon is wise
Greeny - December 30, 2011, 6:58 am
c'mon ichthysfree - create something in your text next time


Size matters -


TAGS: mma grappling wrestling
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by jj

Feckless - June 18, 2009, 1:49 pm
Omg XD holy **** this made my day, f*** judo, ima sit on you! lol


CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY - From Alabama's own FGSU (Forrest Gump State University)- -home of the Fightin' Shrimp


TAGS: rednech technology alabama forrest gump shrimp
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

AudioStalker - March 26, 2010, 11:07 pm
I wonder the last 2 cars where saw in a "Nascar" event parking lot...


COOKIE MONSTER BIKE - BECAUSE TO BE A MASKED WRESTLER IS NOT EPIC ENOUGH


TAGS: cookie monster wrestling bike
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by almarpa

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:43 pm
Now the secret of Insane Clown Posse is out!
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 1:05 am
Seems kinda futile when people criticize a 2 year+ post...just saying...
rerun - September 21, 2012, 7:27 pm

Why don't you let the mods decide what we will or will not approve? I can tell you one thing we don't approve of, that is bashing others works and calling out the mods. OK, that was two things
almarpa - September 21, 2012, 6:14 am
Maybe without the mistakes you haven't had anything to say! Cheers! Have a good day!
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:53 pm
Im bombing your poster for several reasons 1.Wrong character 2.mixing a Muppet and a street monster is one way to piss me off 3.the mods shouldn't have approved it when its this wrong.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:07 am
cookie monster is blue.
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 2:31 pm
Hey, I had troubles with my screen and now I realize that the animal is not purple but pink... I get your point now Cubby
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 1:37 pm
Thank you very much
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 1:26 pm
That's an ANIMAL bike...nice effort


CULTURAL ASSIMILATION - It takes time.


TAGS: chinese restaurant china food
Rating: 4.84/5

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MPsniper - January 14, 2012, 6:44 pm
sign gens....they are everywhere


I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU -




BICYCLE POLICE - You are under arrest, now get your ass in the basket.


TAGS: bicycle police arrest in basket
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:28 am

My DH is a former BLM Lead Ranger. He was in charge of the Imperial Sand Dunes in so Cal~~also worked (and before that, rode) in the Barstow to Vegas race many, many times.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:54 am
I used to work as a medic for desert and Baja racing. A medic on a enduring motorcycles could beat the ambulances or rescue unit hands down down and have a victim pretty much packaged and ready to go other than a few things like a backboard, etc.
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 12:33 am

It is all in fun. Bicycle patrols are invaluable tools in urban policing. But just like canine officers("Did Timmy fall down the well again, Rinnie?)and motor cops (You only do this because of your leather addiction.), they take the teasing well.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:15 am
Oh I can imagine... But I would hope It's all in good fun. The bike patrols come in very handy in certain scenarios. I was going to say something along the line of budget cuts being bell...
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:26 pm

5L~~~so, so funny. You have no idea how much heat these guys take from the 'real' police who drive cars equipped with neat-o stuff like lights, sirens and sh**guns. Saves all that having to scream, "WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH! Stop!"


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: murphys law restated
Rating: 3.91/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2009, 10:59 pm
Awesome! 5 lions and a small goat for the lions to snack on, and 5 large diet cokes, 5 pieces of pie, and five lion sized napkins.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:34 pm
I have an Arch-Enemy on here that 1s every poster I do. I try not to get too wrapped up in it. I said I try.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
He always wanted twin a**holes
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:31 pm
*surgery (?)
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:31 pm
Ooooh, voter #8 just 1'ed it. I hope his gender re-assignment surgury echos the very sentiment expressed by this poster!
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:16 pm
If there is a fiveer-five that is more of a five than this five I have seen it.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:02 pm
Christ he/she missed one...his mommy must have called


Grappling -


TAGS: wrestling bjj mma
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by eric

SlimSkeeter - July 19, 2008, 12:10 pm
looks like kirk noodled him to me (aka grabbling, graveling, hogging, dogging, tickling etc yes I have too much time on my hands)
poppy - May 22, 2008, 4:31 pm
As opposed to "grabbling" which is a redneck way to catch catfish


TEST THE BOUNDARIES -


TAGS: 5150monkeylove quote art restriction
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

5150monkeylove - August 17, 2013, 11:50 pm
I just found this... pretty cool, and I am honored


BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS - The Bacon-Muffin-Wild Turkey Buffet Better get there early


TAGS: i rest my case
Rating: 4.33/5

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FOREST SPEYER - Not quiet as smart as Forest Gump


TAGS: speyer gump forest
Rating: 1.8/5

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emperorche - March 23, 2010, 3:16 pm
Alert the spelling nazi's


THE ROCK - HAS COME BACK TO MOTIFAKE!




YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS -




NATURES WORK OF ART - Art is beautiful to the eye of the beholder.....this is one piece of ugly art


TAGS: nature art beautiful ugly forest
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Debkins

Coombsy007 - June 9, 2012, 1:26 am
Yep, just making me think there is one big spider very nearby *shudders*


Burger King -


TAGS: king restaurant star wars fast food evil dark side
Rating: 2.61/5

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Creeper J. - June 16, 2009, 9:47 am
Goodness the King's creppy, Mc Donald ftw.


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Should be illegal and prosecuted under the sodomy laws.


TAGS: funny david foresty
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by aintright

rerun - August 2, 2010, 9:06 pm

they were nice too. I have it if you want it....via PM only
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 8:09 pm
ROR! I don't think you have to be all to quick, there aint been a mod in sight all day.
TheTrashHeap - August 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
Quick! Quick! There's ***bs in the approval queue! Check'em out before they're gone!!!
pzykosiz - August 2, 2010, 7:41 pm
my exact views. 5l's
Reality Lord - August 2, 2010, 7:35 am

nice


POLITICAL UNREST SPREADS THROUGH OUT THE GALAXY. -




WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.


TAGS: wrong toilet bathroom restroom chair
Rating: 3.91/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 11:45 am
There are certain times you just DON'T want to stare lovingly into your spouse's eyes. HNNNGGG!
RetiredUSNChief - October 2, 2011, 9:00 am
Heh! It's certainly not a new Sharper Image product!
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
What is this? The new Escher toilet?
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:18 pm
Hey, while we wait wanna play thumb wars?


WRESTLEMANIA XXVI MAIN EVENT - Bis Show vs. The Whale-Girl You can win by pinfull, submission or eating your opponent


TAGS: wrestling wwe the big show whale girl
Rating: 2.83/5

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ronsart - March 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
I want Mr. Culos as my Lawyer!
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 5:51 pm
LMAO FOTF this is the best ever. i more think they look like brother and sister in the picture. this is the best day ever. even if i am middle aged and jobless. crap gotta go mom says dinners ready. Mac and Cheese my favorite.
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:35 pm
Then why do you seek legal council, don't you know you can't pluck feathers off a frog? I think you're just having us on, in real life you wouldn't be able to even see your keyboard and you don't look smart enough to type blind...
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:32 pm
It doesnt matter all the people that do **** like this are nothing but middle aged jobless bums living in their mothers basements trying to make meaning in their lives . I have a good life so I dont need to worry about losers like this
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
Hey Culos, That's Tooty!
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
ROR!
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Name one insult ? Are you slow you dont remember what you wrote ? Try going back and re reading it genuis
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
This is SOO much better than Wrestlemania! *Grabs Popcorn*
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:25 pm
Name one (or don't if you don't want others to start flaming you)
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
You have nothing against me yet the message you leave "to help me not waste money" had MORE then one insult in it !!! Ya makes sense
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
freedom of speech in that great country you live in. The more you comment, the more people will laugh their a**es off so take a hint and let it rest......
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:18 pm
Just got a PM from Jenna, Subject Piece of ****, cointent, We'll see about that. Jenna please know I've got nothing against you I just hate to see you spend good money on a lost case, that's all. The picture is free domain and there is something called...
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Not illegal in any country except China, Bring it on Blubber! If you don't want to be on the web, keep you pictures to yourself, on the Interwebs you are fair game, as long as we don't actually harpoon you by mistake. Amen
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
Guess what ?!? I just happened to stumble across this pic and the "Whale girl" is me , and guess what else a**hole Ive called the police and showed this and IVe called a lawyer you are getting sued !!!!This is illegal in SOO many ways
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 18, 2009, 2:20 am
Well at least I have the benefit of knowing Edge won't be in the main event again...
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:21 pm
That is funny but wrong man!!!!
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:25 pm
She gave her shirt stretch marks!


Mud Wrestling -


TAGS: wrestling wrong
Rating: 2.23/5

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manicbranic - February 20, 2009, 2:53 pm
h** pic


FIGHT CLUB -




COOKIE MONSTER - All he needs is a little motivation




THE RESTING PLACE - A Man May Build Himself A Throne Of Bayonets, But He Cannot Sit On It


TAGS: the resting place thanks aggy for the quote
Rating: 4.31/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:40 am
Is .... Does This mean their making a modern day game of thrones !!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:43 am
Touché
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:42 am
No. I forget you're not always sober. :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:38 am
I'm confused.......you're a lesbian??
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:35 am
The sad thing is, it's true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:31 am
LMAO!!!!!! I was just trying to come up with a similar joke...
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:27 am
You mean he won't even give me the courtesy of pretending to be a (female) lesbian and hitting on me? I'm almost insulted.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:26 am
GuyFox and Derek are the same person.....he's too lazy to play the "naru" game.
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:11 am
Guy, Derek was employing what we would call a "pun."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:08 am
silly Derek wanna be (not something to aspire to)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:07 am
You completely......Go f*** yourself!
guyfox - July 5, 2010, 1:03 am
you completely missed the quote
Derek - May 17, 2010, 6:08 am
It appears to be an "arms" chair


ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!


TAGS: september challenge wrestling bring it stallone
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

that guy - September 25, 2009, 12:59 pm
well he would kick my a**
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:34 pm
My favouritist motifake.


CONUNDRUM -


TAGS: mime forest probably not all that original
Rating: 3.33/5

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Zed - November 7, 2009, 9:48 pm
Just listen for the quiet zones.
Haarakkon - November 7, 2009, 9:47 pm
I went big game hunting in the mime forest, but it was kinda tough to stalk.
agdaniele - November 7, 2009, 1:06 am
Heh heh... Sean hates the french.


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: two sides to every restraining order
Rating: 4.63/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:04 am
That shirt has hit the "restraining order".
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 1:43 am
I am coming out of the Turkey coma... anybody else alive?
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:42 am
Autumn helped me tweak the second line. She has talent, but refuses to try to make her own.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:29 pm

fantactic.


ENGAGED -




THE MENU - So what's the fake chicken made of?




WRESTLING - Because a Sport About Boys Wearing Tights Touching Each Other Couldn't Possibly Be Gay


TAGS: wrestling
Rating: 3.18/5

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Kyd - December 16, 2011, 9:20 pm
You drive that armbar red!
jberry70 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 am
funny, it should have said- Computer Geeks: Because sitting here using Ph**oshop in my moms basement rather then being physical active and finding h** p**** to plow is much more fun! :)
Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:49 pm
Exactly the same thing I said about football.


MARKETING CHALLENGE -




ANXIETY -


TAGS: where are the restrooms
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 2:54 pm
No, it's WING envy. Seals have long thought they should have wings, but instead Zeus gave wings to penguins. Heard it on the History Channel.
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
Racist? I thought it was religiously intolerant. LOL.
forseti - September 8, 2010, 7:57 am
before reading the tags I thought there would be a racist meaning...*g* 5 Navy Seals


SOMETIMES I WRESTLE WITH MY INNER DEMONS - Other times I embrace them.




CHINESE RESTAURANT - But is it Kosher?


TAGS: jewish chinese restaurant
Rating: 4.43/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:46 am
Ph**oshop too obvious, sign's wording is qlever, not clever; sorry.
twill1962 - June 19, 2012, 12:46 pm
Sorry, it was one of my first attempts a few years ago. I thought I'd post it.
MPsniper - June 19, 2012, 8:16 am
overused sign gen


MOTHERS -


TAGS: motherhood mommy dearest insanity who s kids are these
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
Many thanks for that FanV.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
nice lol a lot less demented than the picture makes it seem :) i like it
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:13 pm

actually, we are talking about roasting one of our own...literally
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
No offense guys, but men are all the same. Always talking about yourselves. I was actually never one for the full women's lib, but this site certainly pushes me more towards it (lol OR OLO).
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:53 pm

hickory smoked....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:34 pm
...grilled medium rare with A1 steak sauce.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:29 pm
ICE loves me.....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
It's not random you big hairy beast. And you can stop sending me those pics of you in a speedo. (Aggy gets jealous)
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm

nope, I think it may be wishful thinking on your part
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:10 pm
Anyone else notice that whenever ICE takes a random sh** at someone It's me?......I think he's trying to virtually "pull my pigtails"....ghey ICE..very Ghey.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:44 pm

well, after the last batch of "women" proved to be men.....we no longer speculate.
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:40 pm
not a lot of Mommies, got a lot of Mutha's, but not many mommies
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well I don't scare easily.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 12:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooo keeps scaring them off.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:59 am
I suppose there's not alot of mommies on this site, eh?


NEW RESTAURANT ON THE MOON -


TAGS: restaurant moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - March 3, 2011, 12:03 am
Geeez, that joke sucks......... so good. 5 Oh Ron, where art thou?
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 12:17 pm
groan.... good one +5


THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future


TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 4/5

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fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am
hahaaa...****


REVERSE PSYCHLOGY -




DETERMINATION -




CHECK OUT ME NEW HOG... - I Get 500 Yard's To The Gallon On This Bad Boy..!! So You Might Want To Plant Another Rainforest...


TAGS: harley hog davidson fuel petrol h**rod motor bike rain forest
Rating: 3.18/5

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Derek - May 20, 2010, 6:26 am
Somebody's been to Oamaru.


FLUORESCENT BULBS - An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match.


TAGS: hardcore wrestling that is with clothing
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Enjoy the mercury poisoning the morons!


BOREDOM -


TAGS: interesting man coldinjected jerks
Rating: 4.81/5

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Sho - July 6, 2011, 9:36 am
Oh snap
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:35 pm
I wa5 laughing at thi5 when I approved it, and a couple hours later, I'm 5till laughing. Well done.
Airman - July 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
LOL
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:23 pm
Nice! The most boring man in the world. 5L


TIME - It's taking your life away... and your stuff too.


TAGS: time motorcycle tree forest nature
Rating: 4.36/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:39 pm
I always wanted a CB 250 but I think I'd have put mine there not just left it there.
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:39 pm
I always wanted a CB 250 but I think I'd have put mine there not just left it there.


EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE - The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.




REST IN PEACE -


TAGS: rest in peace heroes military
Rating: 3.76/5

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Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:23 pm
Yeah, bill, you insulted a comrade. AMERICA! F*CK YEAH!
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 7:20 pm
Scroll down thru the comments bill, check the previous commenter.
bill - October 23, 2009, 7:17 pm
f*** you jmac, like i said, honoring the dead gets auto 5 lions
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 4:50 pm
USAsucks... so does your mom, that why we keep her around.
USAsucks - September 25, 2009, 4:22 pm
Thanking the country for all the wonderful oil!
Wow - September 11, 2009, 4:38 am
I thought I had heard the most idiotic **** ever, and then gonch comes along being the biggest idiot ever, and doing it on 9/11, now that's comedy. And I agree completely with Mooooooooo.... I hope that's enough o's. But seriously gonch GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2009, 3:43 am
This site is whatever I say it is......Muahhaaahaaa.
KDP3 - September 11, 2009, 3:42 am
@mooooooooooooooo This site is a "Demotivation" site
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2009, 3:31 am
I like pie........This is not a political site....Make a joke or GTFO.
gonch - September 11, 2009, 3:24 am
if only this were a greatful nation. d*** liberals dont realize this is the price paid so they can open their big mouths and drive their prius'


ARMPIT'S ODOR - IN SUMO WRESTLING IS THE NEW WAY TO DEFEAT YOUR OPPONENT




THE MOST INTERESTING MAN'S DOG - I don't always eat human food, but when I do, I poop all over your bed




TELEVANGELISTS - The Pro Wrestlers of religion.




WHITNEY HOUSTON - August 9, 1963 - February 11, 2012 May she rest in peace.


TAGS: whitney houston rest in peace
Rating: 3.38/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:31 pm
am5n :)


TRAILS - Just because you're following a well-marked trail doesn't mean that whoever made it knew where they were going.




THAT ONE MOMENT - When you think, did they really just say that?




THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE - So easy a retarded Indian giant can do it.


TAGS: wrestling khali crossface cross face chris benoit wwe
Rating: 2.06/5
Kitters - May 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
Perhaps not a movie, Porcelina, but a weekly series. Other than that, I agree.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:04 am
You like movies don't you? Wrestling is a violent movie where you get to watch h**t guys with nice bodies touch each**her. I love it
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 2:01 am
Wrestling is so f***ing g**.
Methy - August 26, 2008, 10:53 pm
Looks like I fail at English too ^_^
Methy - August 26, 2008, 10:52 pm
He is doing wrong. Let's tunnel and motifake it.
kristen - July 24, 2008, 6:41 pm
no, it was the crippler crossface
Eric D. (cont.) - June 23, 2008, 9:25 pm
"for f***s sake, youre a worse father than chris benoit"
Eric D. - June 23, 2008, 9:24 pm
doesnt look like he's doing it right. and i havent watched wrestling in a LONG time, but as I remember it was called the crossface crippler. eh, no biggie there. side note - heard a good insult a few weeks ago, i think from a comic. "for f***s sake, you


WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW! -


TAGS: arrest of teen for wrapping cat in duct ***e
Rating: 1.36/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 11:51 am
how can someone do this stupidity??!?!! poor little cat :(
twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 7:51 pm
I beelieve that cat was rescued and named Sticky.
Derek - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
Because you'll be crying out for him when the ***e comes off


PUBLIC RESTROOMS - Evil lurks there.




INSTRUCTIONS -




EDMOND HONDA - Greatest sumo wrestler in the world




RECRUITERS -


TAGS: recruiters rifle rest
Rating: 2.07/5

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Bob E - December 18, 2008, 3:59 pm
A whole other way of Coverin' Your A$$. Sniper ***...LOL


PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!




I gotta pee -




TELEVANGELISTS -


TAGS: televangelists pro wrestling
Rating: 4.45/5

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lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 6:50 am
Touch the screen!!! 5L ahhhhhhhh
spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:17 am
LOL! The holy ghost has him in a suplex. 5Ls.


HOLE IN TWO -


TAGS: meet interesting people at the golf course
Rating: 4.41/5

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rerun - June 27, 2010, 11:07 am

I have never seen it
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 11:06 am
A classic "look what I found".
rerun - June 27, 2010, 11:00 am

I missed this, sure to be a classic
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 10:20 am
WTLDR. LWIF!


MEANWHILE - over in Colorado Springs Mother Nature reminds everyone who's in charge


TAGS: forest fire
Rating: 4.37/5

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AcidRain - June 29, 2012, 2:53 pm
Not a good joke I guess.
Airman - June 29, 2012, 12:52 pm
my boss's daughter is one of those new cadets
Airman - June 29, 2012, 12:52 pm
what movie is it from? It's not a movie.. this is a real forest fire very close to a city of 400,000. Over 350 homes are already burned to the ground
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 10:55 am
'EPIC' is such a tiny word....
AcidRain - June 29, 2012, 10:31 am
Wow, what movie is this from? The Moon is a Harsh mis***** or Battlefield Earth?
Iconoclast - June 29, 2012, 12:22 am
A great day for the new Cadet Class (2016) to report in for the start of their Air Force careers.
rerun - June 28, 2012, 7:54 pm

hell hath no fury....


MARRIAGE 101 - Make no mistake; they do care about where you two will end up eating. They just want to choose from a list of every restaurant you've Ever heard of; excluding the ones you like.




ANY MINUTE NOW -


TAGS: bored swat intense job interest
Rating: 4.15/5

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MashiMashi - February 17, 2012, 10:19 pm
So he couldn't here him clear it, so believing he was sh** in a bankrobberyhostagesituation you roll the big guys only to find officer fat snack woofing down complimentary cookies and coffee
MashiMashi - February 17, 2012, 10:16 pm
All dressed up and no-one to blow away. The bank managers ex-husband came in to cash a paycheck, she hit the silent hold up alarm because she's got a restraining order against him. The responding squad digital radio didn't work in the bank


BAD RESTAURANT -


TAGS: haiku waitress restaurant
Rating: 3.7/5

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ughomer - March 29, 2013, 1:47 pm
Seems like its just another Mooooo+d Friday!! 5L.
GaryO - March 29, 2013, 10:12 am
Hah! Apparently they're everywhere


TAX TIME -


TAGS: tax time poor poorer poorest money taxes pen paper accountant
Rating: 3.58/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 3:50 pm
hahaha... that's a good one ;)


MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs




Believe it or not -


TAGS: ninja cats minding forest mew
Rating: 3.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013, 7:41 pm
Awe, man! the quality didn't turn out well. This is the work of Ninja cats! (They're there, trust me)


FOR EVERY TASTE -




URINALS -




SPIDERMAN - They always said they would do it




MISCONCEPTION -


TAGS: arrested famous
Rating: 4.94/5

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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:36 pm
Standing ovation. 5L


RESERVE -


TAGS: reserve killer forest murder
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - March 15, 2012, 7:28 am
Very Good 5L


A GOOD SERMON -


TAGS: sermon skirt short interest nun
Rating: 4.83/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:16 pm
now I know I am :)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 7:14 pm
Well-played. . . Except if you only knew how far from the truth you were. . .
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:12 pm
tell me about it... try adjusting your p**dle to 'moderate', worked for me. if you have electricity at the farm that is :)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 6:04 pm
I'm not even going to tell you how long it took me to find the perfectly appropriate picture. . . :)
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:49 pm
who n55ds a sermon ? :)


FOREST AT NIGHT -


TAGS: next time i will buy an off road vehicle call me foresti
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
Nice one.


RUN FORREST RUN -


TAGS: run forrest gump wiener dog fall
Rating: 4.56/5

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simmonsguns - March 2, 2011, 11:33 pm
so much focus,such short legs.


REBEL -




public restrooms -


TAGS: public restrooms toilets forget it
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:58 am
…like in a Tarantino movie scene?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2013, 8:30 am
Yeah, you wouldn't want to be caught a traitor.


WHAT IS THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS -




THE CHICKEN - So is it the translation , or it's the owner trying to be honest?


TAGS: chicken menu restaurant fail
Rating: 3.81/5

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Raligard - August 16, 2011, 3:36 am
"That wasn't chicken..."
7053 - July 8, 2011, 5:29 am
Well,never eat anything if you feel strange about it.Right,they're SURE creative..lol
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
LOL. "Chicken embedded w. Veg." is kinda funny too. As if Geraldo Rivera is going to be reporting from your plate.


HOLD ONTO LOVE -


TAGS: if you hold on tight enough they wont be able to get that restraining order
Rating: 3.55/5

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The Goat - September 29, 2009, 6:37 am
Hmmm. That kitty looks just like mine!


OH THANK GOD! - I was wondering what I was doing wrong!


TAGS: restroom
Rating: 3.23/5

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David A - March 16, 2010, 11:21 am
NO FISHING? I should have read the sign cause I keep snagging on this one log.


JULY 17TH, 2011 - Shall Be Known As The Screw Job In Chicago




WRESTLING - Is less about wrestling rather, more about cupping the balls and stroking the shaft.


TAGS: anderson kennedy wwe tna wrestling
Rating: 2/5

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jeffhardy25 - July 22, 2011, 1:12 pm
Not exactly, there is some scrotum sqeezing, too
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 2:12 am
big - I think I might have said this to you earlier but you seem to have the same problem I had when I first started here. Use ph**oshop (or ph**ofiltre...its FREE!) come up with your ideas first...then find the picture! it seems to work for me!


THE ONLY WAY TO ORDER IT -




MOMMY DEAREST - Sometimes Your Mother Can Turn Her Back On You!


TAGS: mommy dearest kitty cat kitten crazy betrayal love hate
Rating: 1.67/5

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DotDotDot - January 7, 2009, 2:42 am
Mange - Your kitten has it.
MeanGene - December 11, 2008, 8:31 am
I just threw up. Thanks. Very cute.
Edmeist - April 24, 2008, 1:12 pm
Is that a Chupacabra?
weker - March 3, 2008, 1:18 pm
no offence but that little cat looks like a mutant
MsPowder - February 10, 2008, 10:06 pm
::Giggles:: I Made This! Aint It Cute/Funny! Tha Kitten, Her Name Is Lil Angel And That Is Her Momma, Lil Jacq!!! - KissKissWivLuv


REPOSE -


TAGS: rest relax ignorance bliss zen
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 3, 2013, 9:21 am
amen, 5150...nite nite


Hiking -


TAGS: sneeze bless you forest
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2014, 8:54 pm
Ah, ha! It was you, Gary!
GaryO - May 22, 2014, 8:32 pm
heh heh
Oldsod - May 22, 2014, 6:27 pm
Well-timed for me. Yesterday, I was chaperone for a hundred-something kids on a nature hike. Nothing takes nature out of a nature hike quite like 100-something kids...


Crotchety's Medical Dictionary -


TAGS: crotchety medical dictionary restless leg
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:18 am
You could've taught Paul Reubens a thing or two, lol.... oh, jeez, this is going nowhere good :-D
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:16 am
that is why I play with myself... to prevent "public twitching" 5L COC
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 12:37 pm
Thanks Capt. Glad you like. I believe a leg twitching is its way of begging for activity lest it dies. Just like any body part... twiddling thumbs... uh, I'll stop there, lol.
CaptMickeyd - May 16, 2013, 11:13 am
I've always thought this as well. If your legs are restless, go do something with them.


Meh -




Finally -




Chinese Restaurants -


TAGS: chinese restaurants
Rating: 4.8/5

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demon001 - February 26, 2014, 5:39 pm
You've come to the Wong place.


I don't always meet a nice girl. -


TAGS: boyfriend interesting rerun man zoomer
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:30 am
5Laughs to the truth of that...there are a few members I see in my head...bahaha!


RANDOM THOUGHTS BY AIRMAN -


TAGS: teddy rap interesting
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - November 22, 2012, 1:09 pm
LOL!


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